Dr. Malachi dashed across the town, while the hurricane of angry parents followed about several blocks away, getting closer by the minute.
What should I do now? he asked himself. I left my car at the lab, my phone in my locker, and my first aid kit---in my POCKET!!! Now he wasn't so worried. But then he read the front:
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THE ADVANCED FIRST-AID KIT
FIT FOR ALL SURVIVAL SITUATIONS Includes the following:
- First-aid kit
- Emergency Android smartphone
- Jet ski
- Formula 1 racecar
- Tranquilizer darts(only effective on wild animals)
- Bamboo-slicing machete
- Extra-loud air horn
- And lots, lots more!
- (p.s. may contain a rare galaxy-warping dragon with a microscopic video camera)
PLUS, IT'S ONLY THIS BIG!!!!!!
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Hey--- he read it again.
Then he had an idea.
And also, he felt safe now.
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry, but I have a feeling that we should check on the main characters. I feel like they are in some sort of trouble...
...it must be my stomach gurgling. Oh, well. I guess that we should check on them anyways, but I will promise you something, okay? I swear:NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCY. Sound good to you? Great, let's keep this story running, shall we?
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